Are you very, very small?

(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

i'm so small, even jockeys bully me

( spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

Come here then...
closer....

closer....

closer....

*smack*
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

*weeps into sleeves*

( spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

Don't get the paper wet
or I'll hit you again.
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)