It's alright love
I'll pop by and sort out that leaky tap for you.
I'll kick a ball round with the kids for a bit and then we can have a bit of how's your father while they watch Britain's Got Talent.

He'll never know.
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

I CAN SMELL YOU IN HIM

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)

You drove me into his arms!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)

My strong powerful arms
that will FUCK YOU UP!

She's mine - you don't want her!
All you care about is your job - she needs a man who understands the plumbing!
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)