Middle-aged women in work telling jokes.
That aren't funny. Then laughing at them.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

What do you call a fly with no wings?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

Anything, they are deaf without wings.
You can shout 'fly away' as loud as you like and the little fucker won't.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)