Who will cause upset while JMG is unwell?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

And I am a bit miserable.
My bloody boiler has excelled itself by leaking on my belongings, for about the 10th time.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

After the ninth time most people would have stoped storing stuff under the boiler and left a bucket there.
Or got it fixed.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

Thing is,
it soaks into the carpet, into the floorboards and into the kitchen. I don't keep my stuff under my boiler anymore. Thngs around it get wet too though. It's been fixed many, many times, still leaks. There is a bucket under there, there always is but this time it flowed behind the bucket.

That seems pretty concise
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

It quite plainly has not been fixed.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

...Yep it has, usually the same part which breaks. Serviced regularly too.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

Margaret Thatcher.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)