Then fill it with comic sans
and lots of .gif files of burning torches
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

Why do gingers

always have to mention flames?
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

Heh, there was a great design
on the CSS Zen Garden, which was '90s design' with animated gif, 'Under construction' signs, etc.. quality.
(pseudosocrates, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)