you decide whether you can cope with them being a racist
If they are a good friend then you take them as they come and ignore their comments if not then tell them to fuck off.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

This would probably be good advice
if you'd taken shagging into account
( broadsword, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

Also, she was a bit stalkery
wouldn't it be funny if she'd read all this
( broadsword, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)

Why is it not good advice even with shagging
you don't HAVE to shag her you know.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)

I AM MAN
I HAVE COCK
( broadsword, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)

well if you're just using her because you've currently got more dirty water than a chinese laundry then that's ok
but there's no way I'd enter into any kind of relationship with a gibbering mouth-frother of a racist psycho stalker
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)

*hands over "Not Syncubus" award*
Or the "Not"... wait, best not mention that, in case shit goes down again.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

at least she won´t run off with a black man

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

I remember going on a date with a girl who said,
"well, I'm not racist I just fuckin' hate somalians". Last time I saw her, not solely because of that, she also had a face like a pug.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

Where do those Somalians get off, fleeing an anarchic war zone?

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)

Any minute now, some insufferable pedant is going to crow "actually, it's not anarchy at all"
then reel off a potted history of Somalia and push their glasses back up their nose.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)

i can smell a b3tan on wiki trying to pretend he knows it all

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)

I've just edited the wiki page.
Somalia is a small town in southern France. It is well known for the conflict between the native indians and genghis khan.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

You can smell a b3tan?
Here, have this sick-bag.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

that´s unfair
give it back to SSG
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)