Knock knock

( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

You scared
or something?
(pseudosocrates, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)

MERKIN!

( Hankster, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

I always think of that company that makes iPod add-ons
Belkin, when you say that
( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)

Belkin make more than just iPod add-ons.
They make wireless access points that cease to work and then point you to a tech support staff with an unbelievably thick accent who can barely speak English.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)

Who is there?

( dantl, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

It's me

can't you see my name at the bottom?

*rolls eyes*
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)

*Hits with paintpots*
/home alone
( dantl, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)

you are a postman
aicmfp
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:02, archived)

If I was a postman
and that five pound was in a card you couldn't claim it, coz I would have nicked it.
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)