Dear Baldmonkey, (and everyone else)
This might make you feel better, a friend of mine made a song about Scunthorpe. (it's really quite good, honest)

www.myspace.com/chernosambamusic

Yours sincerely,
The Doveston.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

I'm not switching my speakers on,
I'll wake the people.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

Come on....
CHERNO SAMBA!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)

Dear The Doveston
I am not baldmonkey and as such will not click your link.

wuv woo,
broadsword xxxx
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)

You should check it out though,
it's actually pretty good.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

it is actually kinda good
once you get past the east european-like intro
( weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

The other song is good too.
Talented chap is my chum.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)