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I just wanked in baldmonkeys knickers
whilst wearing gilgamesh's pants.

DON'T ANSWER, JUST THINK ABOUT IT
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
you put the knickers in your pants
big deal I do it all the time
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
I SAID DONT THINK ABOUT IT

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
Oops

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
loldrunk

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
awww...
are woo dwunk?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
SHOW
ME
YOUR
NIPPLES
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
No, really, don't

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
I have really small nipples,
really freakishly small.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
Cheers for the info
/makes note in small nipple notepad
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)

NIP STA
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
fuck dude, i´ve started getting proper freckles from the sun
and my beard deffo has some ginner hair in it.

if i ever have kids, whats the age limit of a late abortion? 2yrs old? 3? don´t think i could stand having a ginger son.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
same as its always been
30 mins, 7 months if its a confirmed ginger
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
LOLDRUNK

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
VOMIT INTO A CHILD

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

ild alkboard
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)
You like that, don't you

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey, (and everyone else)
This might make you feel better, a friend of mine made a song about Scunthorpe. (it's really quite good, honest)

www.myspace.com/chernosambamusic

Yours sincerely,
The Doveston.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
I'm not switching my speakers on,
I'll wake the people.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
Come on....
CHERNO SAMBA!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
Dear The Doveston
I am not baldmonkey and as such will not click your link.

wuv woo,
broadsword xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
You should check it out though,
it's actually pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
it is actually kinda good
once you get past the east european-like intro
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
The other song is good too.
Talented chap is my chum.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
It took me half an hour to get this semi
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
My knickers are red and they have podka dots on:)

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
Brace yourself

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6274119
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
The whole internet have just lost their erections :(

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
erm

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
*fwaps*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
pink sock

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
You are a wrong 'un

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
you loves it up the wrong 'un
doesn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
Aww, I wish your mum would stop telling tales

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
your mum can't tell tales
she's usually either screaming for more or gagging on my cock
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)
There's always one......

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
could you direct me to your updated greasemonkey script?
i've got the basic version where it says shit post, but i want to see teh kittums
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)
Dear broadsword
I bloody love you, I do.

Love, Alex.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)