I'm ashamed to say
width is from the 330ml bottle

length is 330ml tho ladies! Ladies? Come on, ride the broadsword
ciderbottlecock
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

If I don't pull from that ^ the world is wrong

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*
LOLGAY
( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)

Hello sexy

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)

you can fit it in a bottle?
:/
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)

That's no way to talk about your anus

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)

<pedant>
length volume
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<friends></friends>
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)

lol, what?

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)