Too much effort.
Tell them their major cities are full of terryists and let them get in with some blue-on-blue action.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)

Lets give them Torchwood and tell them it's a documentary
bastards
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)

the only rational explanation for Torchwood is that it was made as part of a plot to exact revenge for Star Trek Voyager

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)