I can't sign on yet,
plus I don't need to. Signing on should be an absolute last resort.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)

Scouring the streets for loose change should also be a last resort.
( C, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)