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Got the automated response for my job application to DWP.
"Please note that if you have tracking running on your PC you may get a read receipt telling you that you email has been deleted without being read.
Please be assured that this is not the case, it is just the way that we process your application."

By sticking it in the bin automatically? Shitcunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)

I've got an interview with DWP on Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
whereabout?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)

The interview's in Birmingham, but the job would be in Lincoln.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
Good Luck.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

Cheers, - I already work for them (well, Jobcentre Plus), - the interview is for a promotion
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

They randomly delete 50% of applications without looking at them, - this ensures they don't employ anyone unlucky.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
That sounds scarily plausable

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/5037269
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
thwoppa thwoppa thwoppa

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

What job have you applied for?
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
Admin asst at a BDC
that and 'shudder' Customer Service Officer
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

I've been involved in recruitment for JCP in the recent past, - if you pass the sift and want any tips prior to selection tests/interview feel free to gaz me. Is the CSO job in a Jobcentre or a Contact Centre?
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
Jobcentre
It's where I'm signing on now.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)

Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
Ta

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
you'd think they'd go so far as to disable read receipts
i always disable them, they're like little tiny promises that i'm going to reply right now, which i inevitably break
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
I had an email saying I'd been unsuccessful in my application for a job recently.
I phoned up the HR department to see why, and they couldn't even find my CV. I'm pretty sure they already had in mind who they wanted for the job and only posted the vacancy as a formality. Bunch of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
I hate that
Had a couple of interviews last year, nailed them only to get rejected because they'd only advertised the jobs as formalities, already knowing who they were going to employ
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
The call I had with HR went like this:
"Well, we're looking for someone with project management experience"
"I'm currently managing a project on (jargon)"
"We also need someone with people coaching skills"
"I did a course on this" etc.. etc..

Basically I was perfect for the job, but not part of the clique.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
I might be getting a full time job offer from where I work soon
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
I already work full time as someone without a job.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
Guaranteed Overtime!

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
I get paid whatever loose change I can find dropped on the streets.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

You should start signing on, - then you'd have a guaranteed income and you could count the money you find on the street as a bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
I can't sign on yet,
plus I don't need to. Signing on should be an absolute last resort.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)

Scouring the streets for loose change should also be a last resort.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)