Im not jealous
I stink of mud and petrol and mansweat. I could pull 15 women with this aroma. Including Jude.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

If you just added a whiff of creosote to the aromas you could probably pull all women and most men.
( C, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)