Let me guess
your family had been helicopter specialists, man and boy, for hundreds of years, making your quaint wooden pedal driven flying machines for your small town year in, year out, when one day a foreign corporation using new fangled techniques like combustion engines and electricity swooped in and, a maelstrom of dustclouds and rotorchatter, destroyed your tradional homespun industry and now you have to work in Starbucks.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

Every time I tried to chat up a girl a chinook would pull down my pants and call me a div.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

serves you right for planting fucking bombs you terrorist shitcunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

How come you can't terrorise people without being called a terrorist?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

you're from Northern Ireland anyway, that's Britain
those helicopters were from your nation's army, trying to stop you blowing up your own country and all you can do is complain about it
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)

I bet Sea King would put his arm around you, walk up to a girl and swagger "Hey, I'm Sea King
"and this is my brother, Wayne"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)