Well, I am Osama Bin Laden, but it's ok to be at the pub, - I was drinking J20 and playing cribbage, both of which are allowed by forrin religions.
( C, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)

CRIBBAGE!
CARD GAME OF THE GODS!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)