it's like that bit in Star Trek where Bones puts on that teaching helmet to learn how to put Spock's brain back in his head
see this, this is me learning all I need to know about Michael Jackson
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)

I heard it also makes you shit your keks

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)

christ, who employs the journalists for that website?
and could they not think of another word that means "special" for this headline?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)

I'm choosing to read that as someone threw a fistfull of instant mash potatoes, made by a downs, at michael jackson

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)

they peel them with their metal knives

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)

But they just can't kill the beast

( Druid, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)

*overly complex layered solo*

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)

Has robocop robospluffed on Kylies face?
www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/07/03/kylie-minogue-plays-mtv-gig-in-spain-pics-115875-21492523/
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)

oh blimey, Kylie still causes me twinges in the pant region

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)

see, now I'm singing This Corrosion again
I reckon Jacko really really wanted to look like Andrew Eldritch.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)

Twenty five whores in the room next door.
Imagine the smell.
( Druid, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)