Get a Fecking Grip
You Tosspots
( Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

They're reporting a celebrity related story.
What else do you expect from a tabloid?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

will there be a mosh pit?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)

One can only dream
(With massive knifes)

American Shitcunts, British Dickheads, etc, etc
( Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)

Shitcunt
is a wonderful insult.
Well done.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)

He totally stole it.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)

You grassing shitcunt

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)

I'm personally surprised nobody has registered "shitcunt" as a comedy account

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)

that's because you're a shitcunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)

I'm personally surprised nobody has registered "Karl Hysteria is a shitcunt" as a comedy account

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)

oh wow
Sun Microsystems have invented fuck all

unless it's a really small hedge and I'm seeing it wrong
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)

that hedge is clearly a massive double loser

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)

oh wow, I found my new career
www.handmodel.co.uk/

I've got nicer hands than hedge guy, I'm totally giving that a shot
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)

shitcunt is hr generalist

what the shuddering fuckmonkeys is an HR Generalist?
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)

Opposite of an HR Specialist.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)

I think if I ever met anyone socially who worked in human resources I would punch them in the tits

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)

oh god this
they are the zen masters of utter spacktarded shitcuntery
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

I like the link at the bottom.
'Michael Jackson dead at 50. All you need to know about the King of Pop.'
( Druid, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)

woah, information overload

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)

Graham Norton gay. All you need to know about Graham Norton.

( Druid, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)

it's like that bit in Star Trek where Bones puts on that teaching helmet to learn how to put Spock's brain back in his head
see this, this is me learning all I need to know about Michael Jackson
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)

I heard it also makes you shit your keks

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)

christ, who employs the journalists for that website?
and could they not think of another word that means "special" for this headline?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)

I'm choosing to read that as someone threw a fistfull of instant mash potatoes, made by a downs, at michael jackson

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)

they peel them with their metal knives

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)

But they just can't kill the beast

( Druid, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)

*overly complex layered solo*

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)

Has robocop robospluffed on Kylies face?
www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/07/03/kylie-minogue-plays-mtv-gig-in-spain-pics-115875-21492523/
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)

oh blimey, Kylie still causes me twinges in the pant region

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)

see, now I'm singing This Corrosion again
I reckon Jacko really really wanted to look like Andrew Eldritch.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)

Twenty five whores in the room next door.
Imagine the smell.
( Druid, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)

Succinct and efficient

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)

Needs more nonce.

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)

I love the random 'SLAP' subheadline.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)

If you wank over his decomposing remains is it called jacking off?

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)