as someone from sarf lahndan i find it hard to get a cab home from london
but check this gonz, the illegals at charing cross try it on, you tell them bexleyheath, they say a score, sweet spuds, then they try and diddle you when you get to blackheath, say they ment that, do they think i'm some sort of cunt, got mug on my forehead
( mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)

As an insider....
The prices arn't worked out exactly at our firm, granted, some drivers do try it on, and they're mugs because you ain't comin' back to our firm if they do that. If we catch them, they get royal bollocking. We all got little PDAs with TomTom software built in. The system is crap, made worst by an IT guy who has the nouse to block AVG with Norton. I always add on a couple of quid when quoting, sayin', for example, "£10-12".

I'm supprised some drivers don't get decked with the libertys they take though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)

these boys aint even cabs gonz, they just hang around charing cross looking for punters in there datsun cherrys

( mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)

I blame the PCO office.
Yeah', sure this whole "The cost of an illigal minicab: rape" thing was effective, but they didn't tell a single person how to actually tell the differance.

In the past, we've had a few chancers pull up outside our office, yell out 'cab', and get a bunch of people. Put the shits right up him when he tried it the third time, got all the boys to charge out at him, he hit two cars as he span off at full pelt. Then called the rozzers, not sure if they ever found him though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)