My favourite radio station keeps playing The Smiths
I'm almost beginning to like them :(
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

Careful now.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

I'm playing "So Sorry" over and over again
I just can't stop it, even though I know how much of a cunt Morrisey is, and his voice makes me want to ram a pencil into his epiglottis.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

I like Morrissey fans.
They're so easy to wind up.
All you have to do is quote the racist hypocrite.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

I'm negating it with The Cure
it's my only hope
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

He was also a Smith.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)

Yeah, but a GOOD smith

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

Will Smith makes horseshoes.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)

I like the way he offers advice in his songs.
If you must write prose/poems
The words you use should be your own
Don't plagiarise or take "on loan"
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)