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I've just been for a nap.
I'm not sure if I've ever napped in the afternoon so far.
CONCLUSION: meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
Cool story bro.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
I felt compelled to share it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
:/

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
Samefag
www.b3ta.com/talk/6275394
www.b3ta.com/talk/6275368
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
When I sleep in the 'noon
I get a funny taste in my mouth when I wake up. Odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
[obligatory semen reference]

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
Weird, isn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
Ever since the little bud things on my tongue
started vanishing, I have a permanent salty taste in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6275333
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
Too
obvious
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
Maybe you've got the opposite of synaesthesia where you can taste silence.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
My favourite radio station keeps playing The Smiths
I'm almost beginning to like them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
Careful now.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
I'm playing "So Sorry" over and over again
I just can't stop it, even though I know how much of a cunt Morrisey is, and his voice makes me want to ram a pencil into his epiglottis.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
I like Morrissey fans.
They're so easy to wind up.
All you have to do is quote the racist hypocrite.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
I'm negating it with The Cure
it's my only hope
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
He was also a Smith.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
Yeah, but a GOOD smith

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
Will Smith makes horseshoes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)
I like the way he offers advice in his songs.
If you must write prose/poems
The words you use should be your own
Don't plagiarise or take "on loan"
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
I might have one now.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
What are you wittering about it not being hot down below there for?
It's roasting.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
It's not that hot here, it's gone cloudy.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
lol hot down below lol

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
Esme's used to the heat of an English summer now. It's quite something.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
All those wildebeest roaming the plains of Milton Keynes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
Walkabout was actually filmed in Nuneaton

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
Yeah yeah, you've read about it in a book.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
Also, concrete wildebeest.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
We don't have any books.
They all got eaten during the famine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
And I suppose that was my fault too.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
Reparations, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
I'll have to get Her Maj to sign the cheque.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
Preposition overload!
What did you bring that book that I did not want to be read to out of about Down Under up for?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
This is the kind of nonsense up with which I shall not put.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
And never start a sentence with a preposition either.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
Twenty six prepositions in a one night stand.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
I feel like I've been cheated out of some life after a nap

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
I'll swap you for for some MAGIC BEANS.
No.
Wait.
A COW.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
I'm wrapping years 28-31 in brown paper as we speak

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
Year 28?
What kind of primary school system do you people have?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
I drew a cow once

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)
Worst Gunfight At The Ok Corral, EVER.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
moo.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
si?

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
que?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
I feel like I've wasted a day.
Been playing xbox and doodling all day. I should probably start drinking now, then get abusive to the internet or something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
*drums fingers*
When does this abuse start?
Come on.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
I'm not drunk yet.
You impatient prick.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
Come on you clunge!
I'm going out soon.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)
Fuck off you homo.
going coming
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
How dare you?
*minces off at a hip-breaking angle*
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)