I think the winning quote is
"At first the big balls attracted lots of attention.

"It was good to see little kids race up to them seeing their reflections in the silver metal. "
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

Or maybe
"My friend's toddler leant one lent on one of these balls last week and burnt his hands."
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

That's obviously a lie
Lent wasn't last week- it was months ago.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)