Because Ice Cube.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

TOP ANSWER!

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

NEXT QUESTION.
Do you like cake?
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

YES.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

HOORAY!

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

Cake is a made up drug.

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

Actually, I prefer this answer.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

I don't blame you.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

I have just over 200 posts until my 20,000th.
Fuck. Ing. Hell.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

I think true acceptability on /talk is only gained when you have posted more than your user number
I'm still a way off yet
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

I'm never going to reach that.
Ever.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

At your current rate, you'll do that in less than 4 1/2 years

EDIT, I'll get there in less than 18 months :(
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

In 4.5 years, I plan to not be here.
It's a plan that won't work.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

I'd best kick it up a notch then.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)