Why is Vin Diesel?

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

Because.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

Because what?

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

Because Ice Cube.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

TOP ANSWER!

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

NEXT QUESTION.
Do you like cake?
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

YES.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

HOORAY!

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

Cake is a made up drug.

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

Actually, I prefer this answer.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

I don't blame you.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

I have just over 200 posts until my 20,000th.
Fuck. Ing. Hell.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

I think true acceptability on /talk is only gained when you have posted more than your user number
I'm still a way off yet
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

I'm never going to reach that.
Ever.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

At your current rate, you'll do that in less than 4 1/2 years

EDIT, I'll get there in less than 18 months :(
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

In 4.5 years, I plan to not be here.
It's a plan that won't work.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

I'd best kick it up a notch then.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

Cheap grapes

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

'Cos he's bald.
probably on the dole too. And lives with his mum.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

Because Jean Claud Vandam'd.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

Because Walt Disney.

( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

because he was cheaper to run?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

Close, but not what I'm looking for.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

I'm looking forward to the new Vin Biodiesel due out next year

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

I didn't think much of Vin Unleaded

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

I'm a fan of Vin LPG

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Vin 4Star was a blast from the past

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Can you still get that?
I remember it. Almost got stranded in Scotland once because of lack of 4 star.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

I liked their album, Luxury of Life

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

Ha ha! I forgot I had this bookmarked!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg_s6aOp23M
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

Brilliant :)
Is that the same show where someone phoned up & asked Matt Bianco why there were a bunch of wankers?

*edit* www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEkB25V_ow8
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

*bookmarks*

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

He's under too much pressure

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

Because your mum doesn't run on unleaded

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

some shitcunts are setting off fireworks
given the date, this can only mean one thing

they think they're in Afghanistan
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

I saw a man wearing an LA Galaxy away shirt
and stars and stripes shorts carrying a box of Bud out of CostCutter tonight

He has probably never been further than Preston in his entire life. The shitcunt.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Shove their fireworks RIGHT up their cocks
whilst screaming "lol, mini rocket"
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)