I'm more lovin' than fightin' this evening
can I ejaculate on your tits?
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

Let's keep the fairy talk off for tonight.
I'm watching Top Gear and eating a packet of Hula Hoops.
Incredibly manly.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

Have you seen the Australian Top Gear?
Really not a good programme, but I keep downloading it & watching it anyway. Think there is a Russian one now as well.
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

I have almost two season's worth, but have only watched two solitary episodes.
I guess it's always going to annoy me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

I prefer the second series as they have got shot of the gravelly voiced bloke
You do realize how much the UK version relies on the personality of the presenters tho, which is where the Oz one gets it wrong.
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

In Soviet Russia, car drives Stig

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

Heh
I think I'm going to have to give it a download, even though I won't know what the fuck they are talking about.
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)