As much as I think Lu is swell, would anybody like to fall out with me and get yourself noticed?
Team Tearful must surely have a challenger amongst them?
It's the weekend, and I incredibly popular.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

I'm pretending I can't be bothered to fall out with you
Do you have any advice for Krunk?
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)

Wear it with pride.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

I'm not going to lower myself to your level.
I am above all of this sort of thing.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

I TOO AM ABOVE THIS KIND OF THING.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

I'm more lovin' than fightin' this evening
can I ejaculate on your tits?
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

Let's keep the fairy talk off for tonight.
I'm watching Top Gear and eating a packet of Hula Hoops.
Incredibly manly.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

Have you seen the Australian Top Gear?
Really not a good programme, but I keep downloading it & watching it anyway. Think there is a Russian one now as well.
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

I have almost two season's worth, but have only watched two solitary episodes.
I guess it's always going to annoy me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

I prefer the second series as they have got shot of the gravelly voiced bloke
You do realize how much the UK version relies on the personality of the presenters tho, which is where the Oz one gets it wrong.
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

In Soviet Russia, car drives Stig

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

Heh
I think I'm going to have to give it a download, even though I won't know what the fuck they are talking about.
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

I've got a week off work. I'm not falling out with anyone. Offline or online.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

Excellent form!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

I shall fall out with you in your absence

( in vino veritas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

Good work there, Government Official V

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

I'ld quite like to fall out with you.
I'ld feel so scared, and then after when we make-up cuddle, i'll feel so safe.

It's quite a thrill to feel all those emotions so quickly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

and I

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)

+ will always looove yooooooooooooooooou
ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooo will always love yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

I hate to be up my own arse here
but this is making me laugh every time I scroll past it
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)

I liked it, anyway.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

Thank fuck for that
it's quite rare for me to post anything funny, I'd hate it to go un-noticed.
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)

I spent some time trying to think of another well-known song that contains 'and I'.
I failed horribly.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)

Don't bother, my post was perfection
seriously, they may as well close b3ta down now, it can't get any better
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)

haha
and it was all JMG's fault
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)

Gawd bless 'im

( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)

A-BER-DEEN SALAMI ARMY
*mexican wave*

*profuse sweating*
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)

ABERDEEN.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

I'm tired
I've been baking with my daughters today.
( jenpots, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)

I hope you put a hole in the top of the pastry, y'know, to let them both breathe

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

Most people use pastry

( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

brat au vin?
*grin*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

I must have scrolled by this several times but it made me do a proper chuckle!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)

Noh ! zee brat virst vants to zee de pupeh !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)

*Standing ovation*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

Most people use an oven!
Ha ha! Best play on words ever. Popular page please.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)

POPULAR PAGE.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

*AWOOOOOOOOOGGAA*

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

"I lolled like I'd never lolled before"
broadsword, b3ta, 2009
( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

Positive reviews all round!
Watch out for the sequel post. Coming to a lunch thread near you.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

I'll need some warning first, just to ensure I'm wearing flexible pants

( broadsword, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)

'This had me literally ROFLing all about the place.'
JackAction of b3ta.com
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)