On a related note
I always like to read "molestation" as "mole station" and imagine a bunch of moles in uniform hanging around outside a mole barracks.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)

hanging around outside a mole barracks driving trains
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)