Some mothers do ave em
is the best telly theme tune ever written although the Minder one comes a close second.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

Steptoe and Son

(Auntie Vera, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)

I met the bloke who wrote the Minder theme on Tuesday

( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)

Was he good
for you?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

Oh yes

( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

Was it not Dennis Waterman?

( Randomgazz, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

Alan Parker

(Auntie Vera, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

Ooh no
Though he is in the video for the new single by the original artist.
It is probably the Shittest Video Ever.
Please buy lots of copies. The record company is broke.
Edit: www.parkrecords.com
I'm working there for work experience.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)

*sings*
"Macbeth was a naughty man, do do de do do, he went and killed another man, do do de do do, I've got a good idea I'll be so good for The Scottish Play"
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)