If someone puts the money on the wet bar instead of in your hand, do the same when you give them their change.
And then throw their drink over them, jump over the bar and start repeatedly beating them in the face with a cocktail shaker.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:06,
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Why is the bar wet?
Keep it clean and dry you lazy cunt.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:07,
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