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So, I've managed to get from Ruskington to Lincoln with no money and am now going into town to be trained as a barman - any bar staff b3tans got any handy tips?
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
When people ask for a Gin and Tonic, squeeze lime into their eye to temporarily blind them and then smash a glass over their head.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
don't ring up too many "no sales"
it registers on the till receipt
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
Trained as a barman?
That'll take about three minutes.
The kegs these days are a piece of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)

To be honest I'm more worried about learning to use the huge, complicated coffee machine.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
Awwww shit bro that's easy.
Ask Gilgamesh about the troubles of getting the milk off of the steamer.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
I'll show you a steamer you'll never forget

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
cup of hot water
sit the pipe in it for 5 minutes while you clean the rest of the machine
job done.

Milk will strip away the silver finish on most though, leaving you with a copper-coloured pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
or use a knife if it's gunky and shit.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
What age are you, child?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

32, old man.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
And coffee machines intimidate you?
You'd have been shit back in the industrial revolution.
Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

I didn't know that coffee machines were prevalent during the industrial revolution?
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
No, but there were EVEN BIGGER machines, with MOAR STEAM, and so forth.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)

BS - you'll be telling me next that they ran at pressures higher than 20 bar
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
Don't put words in my mouth, child.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
Yer but the kegs these days are a piece of piss and that.
Soooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
Srsly tho u gta jst squib 2 shots of grownd cofee in2 th top of u shit, twist it on 2 da macheen, pres da but-n, get yo milk, steam an froth yo milk, n pour dat shit on top.
its laik 1 shot of cofee 4 a late and 2 shots of cofee for a capacheeeknow
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
NO YOU FUCKING PRICK
You have to squash the coffee down really hard or the steam goes through it too quickly and you gt a cup of shit coffee.

Honestly, you're such a fucking prick sometimes. I hope you fucking die soon, seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
sry msed owt the squashin bt wuts dis steam u b putin thru yo cofee?
i thort it was hot water spaztik
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
you utter piss-stinking fucktard, if you don't squash the coffee into the metal cup thing you get a shit espresso
I'd get djrich to tell you all about it but he's fucked off
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
i used to like rich
i dont like many people
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
Disco Dickie is sadly missed

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
lord rest 'is sowl

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
I really wish you wouldn't say that
Wishing people would die makes me sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
I deserved it though to be fair.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
Why?
It clearly wasn't intended to be takens eriously in this case.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
It just makes me sad
even as a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
What's the worst thing we can wish each other without upsetting you?
As we really don't want to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
Toe stubbing
that's a bastard without endangering life.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
What about a papercut to the bellend/clit?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
well no because that would prevent sex
and thus might prevent the creation of a person who might cure lol aids or cancer or soemthing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
It might encourage some folk to make the beast with two backs.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
WOAH

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
Mind connection there gilgy

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
I hope you stub your toe quite badly

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
I'm going to cut my toes off to prevent this eventuality.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
haha, those are both really shit places
you fucking loser
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
Ruskington is REALLY shit
I'm in it AT THE MOMENT
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
There are ducks and chavs and old people and charity shops
Back home to Newcastle tomorrow.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
And the difference you'll notice is?
Ahh probably the lack of ducks
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
There were two ducks waddling up Northumberland Street one time, and the pedestrian traffic grdinded to a halt
"LOOK! DUCKS!" cried all the Geordies.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
JMG then used one as a wig

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
I saw Su Pollard on Northumberland Street once
the fucking shitcunt
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
I'm surprised you ventured into Newcastle at one point

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
I lived in South Gosforth for 4 years

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
Hhahahahahahahahahahahaha

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
fuck me, you're in the west end and you're laughing at Gosforth?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
I live in Fenham :(
It's pretty damn rough.

Moving soon though. Dunno where to.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
I hear Benwell's cheap

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
That's JMG County

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
I know a crackhead in Wallsend who might have a spare room

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
He actually only did one "ha" and the rest of them just echoed around his cavernous mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
8/10

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
There were two ducks crossing the road in Belfast.
"Quack quack," said the first duck.
"Away and shite," said the second duck, "I'm going as quack as I can."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
When pouring a Guinness, always be sure to let it settle long enough so you can draw a penis, ballsack and pubic hair in the top.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)

draw place
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
Do that pretend walking down a flight of stairs thing as often as possible
I love that
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
Don't serve the cunt holding their money out
the best tip I was ever given is always keep your eye on the bar and acknowledge the next person to appear at it with a nod, if its a mental busy bar then try your best to keep a visual order of who is next. When someone asks for a shandy do the lemonade first, stir the fizz otu of the lemonade as this stops it from overflowing and going mental when you add the lager.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)

do the lemonade first, stir the fizz otu of the lemonade as this stops it from overflowing and going mental when you add the lager.
Tell them to man up
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
If it's a busy bar, you'll look like a fucking Jibber-jabber with all your nodding acknowledgements.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
thats why I said if its a busy bar then just try and keep a visual order of who is next
no nodding required.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
i keep catching myself doing that
because i've just checked to see if i've got enough money to get a round, and the wad is still in my mitts. i then realise it makes me look like a twat, and have to surreptitiously post the money back into my pocket
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
The fuck
I live in Ruskington.

Who are you?

What the fuck
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

I don't live in Ruskington, - I was there doing a job for someone.

Interesting Ruskington fact #1: Theres an attractive ex-porn star who lives there.

Interesting Ruskington fact #2: There's more registered sex offenders in Ruskington per head of poulation than any other non-urban area in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
Where in the hell did you find out #2?!

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

Someone I know who was doing some contract database work for the police told me - it might have been bullshit though, but I choose to believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
Be nice to customers
Spitting in thier drinks isn't acceptable as it used to be
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
Don't be kidding yourself that you can bar people forever.
They'll be back after three months, WITH THE POLICE.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
If someone puts the money on the wet bar instead of in your hand, do the same when you give them their change.
And then throw their drink over them, jump over the bar and start repeatedly beating them in the face with a cocktail shaker.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
Why is the bar wet?
Keep it clean and dry you lazy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
lolthatsimpossiblelol

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

tail shaker
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
people who drink [beverage] are subhuman scum

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
Lean on the bar talking to some bloke you fancy stirring your drink and twirling your hair
And when anyone else stands at the bar waiting to be served, give them a "what the fuck do you want" style stare, then reluctantly pour their pint in a really shit manner with loads of head and barely two thirds full in a glass you've barely washed at all
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
that would make me hulk out

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
When changing a keg, attatch the gas flow directly into your eye socket and push the handle down.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
Most of the people you will serve will be twats.
Cross your fingers you're not working in a scummy pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

people homosexuals

twats ordering pear cider
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

No, it's a lovely pub, - it's my local.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
WHICH ONE IS IT I MIGHT KNOW IT AND POP IN AND BE A CUNT

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
TAUTOLOGY!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
Nice big word
Shame you've used it in the wrong context :(
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
Friz and being a cunt in the same sentence is a tautology.
And yes, I'm aware you used a preposition rather than your name, but the effect is the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
You get bonus points for using "preposition" instead of the common mistake, "pronoun"

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
I only ever make exclusive, sophisticated mistakes.
Never common ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
We should get our own sitcom
We could just correct our own grammar all day.

And then toss each other off.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)

our own each other's
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
IT WORKS!

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
Now get tossing.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
Yer but the kegs these days are a piece of piss and that.
Soooooooo.....
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)

Although my experiences of meeting b3tans in real life has been good so far I'm not willing to tempt fate, so no :-)
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
Is it a Hardy and Hansons?

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
No
- Although I'm only aware of 1 Hardy & Hansons pub in Lincoln - The Peacock.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
If the person going "YES PLEASE MATE, YES PLEASE, PLEASE....MATE..MATE...YES PLEASE MATE, YES PLEASE" hesitates for more than a second when you get to them bite their fucking nose off.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
stronger-tasting and darker-coloured drinks are the best ones to dissolve faeces in

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)

I guess porter would be ideal?
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
If someone asks for ice it means they don't want ice.
If someone says "No ice," like that, it means they want ice. It's a fun game people play.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
If a man asks for a malibu and coke, don't shout "GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!" at them
also beware of the concealed money trick (customer waves a £20 note at you, then swaps it for a tenner that's hidden in their hand at the last minute, but you give them change for a 20 as that's what you remember)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
I'm gonna try this later

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
Make sure you're getting served by a spastic or it won't work.
I can't remember which pub Sammi said she worked in though.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
And about:blank won't tell me where he works :(

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)

Would you really want some cunt off the internet turning up for your first day on a new job?
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
i shudder at meeting ANY cunt off the internet
fuck that
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
Usually depends of busy the bar is
Probably works best in chavvy nightclubs where they have one or two bar staff trying to serve 50 people at once
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
Watch out for the inverse of the concealed money trick, where they actually give you too much money and then steal whatever they give you that's extra because you have no morals or conscience.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)

All Kum-Ji wants in life is to meet her favorite boy band, DDL. When she finds that the roster for the fan club is full, Kum-Ji despairs on ever having the chance to meet them face to face. Just when she believes all hope is lost, she decides to con her way into the boy band circuit by faking an interest in another band, Yo-I, and joining their fan club. Once in, she will have access to other bands, including her beloved DDL, who often plays the same shows. However, the best laid plans so frequently go awry, and her deception is very quickly discovered by one of the band members, E-Soh. E-Soh originally decides to blackmail Kum-Ji into doing whatever he wants, but he never planned on falling in love!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
Don't be a cunt about selling cans after closing.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
My local has a nice solution to that.
Ever since Fianna Fáil fucked up the off licence laws it's been illegal to sell take out after ten o'clock.
so if you do want late cans they make you have a lock in until everybody else has fucked off and they can't see you break the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
We were having a lock in, it was half two. They still wouldn't give us cans.
They have every other fucking night for the last fifteen years.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
Surely if it's a lock-in you can have beer out of the tap?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
We were going, and they wouldn't give us any.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
They're twats then.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
Hoors, Esme, hoors.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
They're not locals.
I fear this may be the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
DIAGNOSIS: not from round 'ere.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)