There were two ducks waddling up Northumberland Street one time, and the pedestrian traffic grdinded to a halt
"LOOK! DUCKS!" cried all the Geordies.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

JMG then used one as a wig

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

I saw Su Pollard on Northumberland Street once
the fucking shitcunt
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

I'm surprised you ventured into Newcastle at one point

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

I lived in South Gosforth for 4 years

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)

Hhahahahahahahahahahahaha

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)

fuck me, you're in the west end and you're laughing at Gosforth?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)

I live in Fenham :(
It's pretty damn rough.

Moving soon though. Dunno where to.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)

I hear Benwell's cheap

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)

That's JMG County

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)

I know a crackhead in Wallsend who might have a spare room

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)

He actually only did one "ha" and the rest of them just echoed around his cavernous mouth.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)

8/10

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)

There were two ducks crossing the road in Belfast.
"Quack quack," said the first duck.
"Away and shite," said the second duck, "I'm going as quack as I can."
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)