We were having a lock in, it was half two. They still wouldn't give us cans.
They have every other fucking night for the last fifteen years.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)

Surely if it's a lock-in you can have beer out of the tap?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)

We were going, and they wouldn't give us any.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

They're twats then.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

Yep.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)

Hoors, Esme, hoors.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)

They're not locals.
I fear this may be the problem.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

DIAGNOSIS: not from round 'ere.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)