Wednesdays are holy, being the middle of the week, and therefore on Wednesdays we shall eat only badger
I would ban blinking, in order to encourage use of the blessed eyedrops
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

Wicca'd may get jealous.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)

and all women must carry a spatula in their belts
this is very important and without which nothing else would make any sense
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)