Everybody will be called Steve Malkmus
They will be banned calling each other Steve Malkmus
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)

Would everybody have holy pictures of the Coronation Street poofter?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)

Probably
STOP PICKING ON ME!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)