By creating and wearing Michael Buerk Burkas.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)

Michael Buerk Burka Burgers

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)

And a rage for kids:
My Cool Michael Buerk Burka.
( SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)