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I declare 09/09/09 to be Michael Buerk Day
How should we celebrate? We need to plan these things.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
Friz, this is a shit thread

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
I know :(

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
Sub thread: quick out-of-context b3ta vote.
Should I be honest and tell everything? 

Option a: yes
Option b: no
Option c: profit


(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
Ooh, same goes for me.
Same questions/answers
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
profit
write a book
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
Option d: ASK ME WHAT I'M HIDING PLEASE PLEASE ASK ME GO ON

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
well its not under my stairs
ive just checked
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
why must everything you say and do hurt me on so many levels?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
Yes. But with a positive spin.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
Out of 6 votes, 2 for yes, 4 void.
Pfft :P
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
It's like a Florida election

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
Tell her by writing a song about it.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
la la la
lahhhhhh
you have herpes
la to-doo-doo-doo
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
The infectious rhythm will make her feel better about the infectious disease.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
haha, arf!

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
Ahahah Tony has herpes.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
Clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
You can click it, I don't mind. Some of my best "most liked" posts involve me raping 13 year old girls.
I don't really have herpes and I probably wouldn't rape a 13 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
But you did dun said it.
There've been no other explanations as to what you're hiding. It just seems like the most obvious answer dewd.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
I was actually just telling porsche that he/she/it had herpes. It was not relevent to the vote.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
I won't think any less of you for you having herpes yo.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
I'm yet to tell YM.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
Bloody hell.
I know I went to a cheap clinic, but I thought I'd at least get the results in a letter.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
By creating and wearing Michael Buerk Burkas.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
Michael Buerk Burka Burgers

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
And a rage for kids:
My Cool Michael Buerk Burka.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
By never mentioning this topic again.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
I've just eaten four squares of fruit and nut chocolate that contained no fruit and no nut
what is michael buerk going to do about it?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
Laugh at you from his cave full of segments of stolen fruit and nut.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
he doesn't even eat them, he's diabetic
what a prick
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
If you choke on it, he might interview you for 999.

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
Who would play you in the reconstruction though?

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
JMG?

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
too much hair and not enough mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
Have a pack of Buerk Jerky

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
Endorsed by Kirk

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
I'll probably end up scalding my tits off.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
Sexface will probably reply to this

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
Probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
Ah no. Just MoT this time.
Pervert.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
By calling him a pervert, I feel like I should be rewarded
with pictures of your tits.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
I was just about to point out that you replied also, and four minutes before MoT.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
I'd like to see the before pictures,
and after pictures if it will help me get the befores.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
urgh
i bought a tenners worth of food while drunk, then promptly lost the bag :(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
I hope a tramp found it or something

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
I do a pretty good Michael Buerk impression.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
Same here
It's a talent we share.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
You've got that whole snooker ball thing going for you as well though.
Wish I could do that.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
Buerk! Where's my breakfast?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)