I'm wearing green and white hibiscus print Ocean Pacific shorts.
Glad I got that off my chest.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

Shorts on your chest?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

I have some cargo shorts on
and my chavvy cleaning vest that has sparkles and a pink crown on it and twice people asked me if I was wearing Victoria Beckham clothes.

I mean for fucks sake come on, I couldn't even get a VB g-string over my fat little finger.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)