according to dan brown
this will slow you down enough that you can survive the landing and be ready to pork some Italian bird twenty minutes later
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

Hooray.
Apart from that and a fire in my flat, I've had a very nice day.
(NPC, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:17, archived)

And a ten megaton thermonuclear explosion.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)

well, that's a piece of cake
for leather-patches-on-his-elbows-Man!!
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)

Mmm... Formulaic.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:27, archived)