I'm going to
Portugal in three hours. Can't fucking wait.
(NPC, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:11, archived)

If there's
a middle eastern guy with a holdall on the plane....
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:13, archived)

Don't worry,
I am perfectly capable of jumping out the windows, then using my hand luggage as a parachute. You have to be nowadays.
(NPC, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:15, archived)

according to dan brown
this will slow you down enough that you can survive the landing and be ready to pork some Italian bird twenty minutes later
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

Hooray.
Apart from that and a fire in my flat, I've had a very nice day.
(NPC, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:17, archived)

And a ten megaton thermonuclear explosion.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)

well, that's a piece of cake
for leather-patches-on-his-elbows-Man!!
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)

Mmm... Formulaic.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:27, archived)

What he was going to say was
beat him up and steal it, then sell everything in it on eBay.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)