a hi-friz jacket

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

one that has a loudspeaker embedded in the fabric
that shouts LOOK AT ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME OH MY GOD! every so often

for safety
( moohalaa, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)