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Quiet, it's Friz
As some of you know, I am getting a job teaching kids how to sing at a Summer School. I am asking YOU, the internet, what I should be referred to as.

Should I let the kids call me Friz? Mr. Frizzle? Mr. Friz?

I'm trying not to be lolwacky, but I need a moniker that shows FUN and ENTERTAINMENT with a side of SERIOUS TEACHER LOOK.

Suggestions?
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
fucks sake

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
Mr. Friz

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
Mr bisexual
explain thats why you like sports AND singing
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
You may have the least authoritative surname known to man.
Consider changing it to Hitler.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
Or growing a beard. Beards have authority.

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
Or wearing a hi-viz jacket. They've got authority.

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
Or all of the above.

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
it might not work as well altogether

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
a hi-friz jacket

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
one that has a loudspeaker embedded in the fabric
that shouts LOOK AT ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME OH MY GOD! every so often

for safety
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
unless you're female

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
well, if it's wispy out-of-retirement exam invigilator ladybeard, no
but a full blown handlebar ladymoustache will show them who's boss
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)
a heavily waxed lady-mo would show me who was the boss

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
Mizter Frizter

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
Who do you think you are?

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)