Morning all, All have a good weekend?
I played a wicked gig and am fucked:
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( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

*groupies*

( Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)

oh, get you, playing above the 5th fret like some poncey jazz muso

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

Drop D tuned and was exploding anuses like a bad boy.
I saw 12 girls frigging themselves off before I'd got past the first verse.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)

I bet he's playing the theme from countryfile

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)

Animal Hospital actually
"Saaaaaaaaaaadly he...didn't...MAKE IT THRUUUU THE NIGHT-TA!" *widdly solos*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

you are on that confused.com advert!

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

Ha!

( Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

GAH! I'm much prettier than him. He needs a wash.
Although he is funnier than me..."Do you have a beard!??" ho ho hohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)

i was on a boat, DG. A BOAT!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

WOOOHOOOPOOO!
Did you get told off for peddling too fast and spashing people?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)

this was a REAL boat, man
a tug, which is like the boat version of a pug

a friend of mine does the commentary on the harbour tour so i went for a free ride in the sun
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)

Sweeet!
I wish I had a boat...one day. I'll just have to make do with pretending to be a submarine in the bath, firing torpedos at the S.S. Bath Sponge.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

i don't fit in baths :(
a giant's lot is not a happy one
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)

But can reach things without having to go on tippy toes

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

that's true
on the whole, i like being tall
there's only a couple of situations where it's not nice
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

Like if you need to predent* to be a shurb
*pretend
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

WHAT?!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

You just look like a small tree dude, never a shrub...
I am sorry...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)

heh, i knew what you meant
i was whatting violently at predent and shurb
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)

hahah I just noticed, what wobbly fingered spastic :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)

DG: internet superspaz!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)

*has cape on backwards*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

think yourself lucky
I almost drowned in one
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

did you fall off your lollystick bath raft

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

someone threw me a polo, which was nice

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

Until the horse started drowning :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

might've been a seahorse

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)