Morning. Did you have a nice weekend?
I saw a Butterfly.

Also, for some reason, I have applied to go on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square. What would you do with an hour up there?
( Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)

If we're doing photos
www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/06/glastonbury_2009.html
I went to glastonbury dontchaknow.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)

Doing photo's what?
no, wait, hang on a minute.

*checks pedantry handbook*

Ignore that, carry on.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)

shut up shut up shut up

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)

I've confused myself for a moment.
You put apostrophes in when you take letters out of the middle of a word.

Photo = Photograph
Photo's = Photographs.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

shut up shut up shut up

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)

Very nice photos
I take it you had a LOVERLY time. Did you get soggy?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

Not really,
bit muddy but I missed the rain.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

Where you drunk and/or asleep?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)

in a field, probably

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)

Beer tents are waterproof.
which is awesome.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)

I knew you'd be drunk. Good times tho?
Would you recommend the experience? Mr Baroness is on at me to go next year.

Do you think I'd survive?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

you'd have to try very hard to have a bad time,
it's awesome.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

Fair enough!
What did you enjoy the mostest? Apart from the beer.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)

I WENT THERE TOO
i camped in south park. there was a beer tent labelled BEER TENT. was that yours?
( sleepybinky, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)

when you went down to south park
did you have yourself a time?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)

fuck yeah.

( sleepybinky, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)

friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation

( sleepybinky, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)

:D

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

the scousers in the next door tent were lovely.
we gave them some beer and they lent us their trolley and offered us "something magic"
( sleepybinky, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)

what magic did they have to offer?
did they saw you in half or pull a rabbit out of a hat?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

i think it was fungal. we politely declined on the basis it was the first night. they did not offer again.

( sleepybinky, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

yeah, i'm not interested in magic mushrooms
they scare me a bit. like practically all drugs
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)

i hate mushrooms. EXCEPT IN MARIO GAMES WHEEEEEEEE

( sleepybinky, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)

*gets real big*

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)

Ah yes, I saw those photos the other day.
There are some pretty good ones...
( Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)

Eat my lunch

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)

Night fever.
Over and over and over.

Whilst singing like a BeeGee.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)

Pffft.

( Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)

I'd probably detonate some kind of dirty radiation device, that sounds like fun

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

A dirty, filthy, slutty, WHORE of a radiation device?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

I'm thinking an ICBM in fetish gear

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

Hello.
Mrs HB & I went for a walk along the river near the Lazy Otter pub to see the otters. We didn't see any otters.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

That's a shame. Maybe next time.

( Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)

Morning all, All have a good weekend?
I played a wicked gig and am fucked:
photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs162.snc1/6080_228410015483_784300483_7669399_6531619_n.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

*groupies*

( Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)

oh, get you, playing above the 5th fret like some poncey jazz muso

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

Drop D tuned and was exploding anuses like a bad boy.
I saw 12 girls frigging themselves off before I'd got past the first verse.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)

I bet he's playing the theme from countryfile

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)

Animal Hospital actually
"Saaaaaaaaaaadly he...didn't...MAKE IT THRUUUU THE NIGHT-TA!" *widdly solos*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

you are on that confused.com advert!

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

Ha!

( Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

GAH! I'm much prettier than him. He needs a wash.
Although he is funnier than me..."Do you have a beard!??" ho ho hohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)

i was on a boat, DG. A BOAT!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

WOOOHOOOPOOO!
Did you get told off for peddling too fast and spashing people?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)

this was a REAL boat, man
a tug, which is like the boat version of a pug

a friend of mine does the commentary on the harbour tour so i went for a free ride in the sun
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)

Sweeet!
I wish I had a boat...one day. I'll just have to make do with pretending to be a submarine in the bath, firing torpedos at the S.S. Bath Sponge.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

i don't fit in baths :(
a giant's lot is not a happy one
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)

But can reach things without having to go on tippy toes

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

that's true
on the whole, i like being tall
there's only a couple of situations where it's not nice
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

Like if you need to predent* to be a shurb
*pretend
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

WHAT?!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

You just look like a small tree dude, never a shrub...
I am sorry...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)

heh, i knew what you meant
i was whatting violently at predent and shurb
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)

hahah I just noticed, what wobbly fingered spastic :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)

DG: internet superspaz!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)

*has cape on backwards*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

think yourself lucky
I almost drowned in one
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

did you fall off your lollystick bath raft

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

someone threw me a polo, which was nice

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

Until the horse started drowning :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

might've been a seahorse

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)

Try and stretch my bumhole over the entire plinth.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

Oh Noit...

( Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)

i spent it knee deep in coke and hookers
then on sunday i went round my nans for tea and a nice chat
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

Drinking soft drinks with Rugby players sounds gay.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)

SHARK VERSUS SQUID CAGE MATCH

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

my money's on the shark.
no wait! the squid. shark! squid! OH GOD I DON'T KNOW.
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)

I've not decided if it will be one giant squid,
or a flock of squidlets

probably funding dependent
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)

also. it depends how big a cage you can fit on the plinth

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)

But wouldn't the water run out of the cage
causing the shark and giant squid/squidlets to suffocate?
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)

This is my picture of the weekend
supermatt.net/Pictures/Misc/orly.jpg
( SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)

O HAI!

( Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)

It's a little over exposed but that's only the JPG version
the cr2 is actually a lot better
( SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)

that's a male budgie
see, I can tell the difference
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)

ceres bsns

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)

*ornithology spang*

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

i don't know what it means
thought maybe it was new internet shorthand for 'serious business'
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)

the earlier version of cr3

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)

before the upgrade

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)

cr1.0 was rubbesh.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

loving the horizontal scrollbar action on your website
that's some special CSS fuckery right there
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)

Yeah, I'm not bothered.

( SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)

If the hits to the website were significant, I would set about changing it.

( SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)

I'm going to DDOS you until it's fixed

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)

you can dosie do him later when you're both at your line dancing class

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)

look at my life and wonder where it went so wrong that i'm sitting on a plinth in london

( mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)

It's only for an hour, and
you can do what you want.
( Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

if i could do what i wanted i'd fuck off early and go to pub

( mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)

you do

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)

well, yes, but i'd have to fuck off really early from sitting on a plinth

( mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)

goodnight, sweet plinth

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)

thomeday my plinth will come

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)

WHERE IS IGOR?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)

Thorry thir. Buthy thir.

(igor, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

ah, there you are.
was last night's grave-rob fruitful? do we have the parts we need now?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)

I didn't rob anything thir
I jutht found thome meat lying around that noone wanted. We've got lotth now but I jutht want a few more girl partth thir.
(igor, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)

excellent work, igor.
take a short break in the dungeon
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)

Jobey, you do take some spanking photos.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

*curtsies*

( Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

spanking photos?
how rude!
*blushes*
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)

I've made them "friends and family" only...

( Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

depending on who the spanker and spankee are
i would like to apply to be either a friend or family member
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)

*hides on your beard*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)

where'd she go?
*spins around*
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)

muahaha
I'm stealing all your crumbs.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

are you, for want of a better word, 'grooming' me?
like a small bird on the back of a rhino
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

yup
you have tasty, tasty fleas
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)

i'm glad we're both profiting from this symbiotic relationship

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)

have a fag

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

only one? i'd probably have about six, sitting up there with fuck all to do

( mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)

just to annoy the anti smoking campaigner that hijacked the start
I'd have a massive cigar
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)

i just moved 45 computers and 45 22" monitors
off a truck, down a corridor and up 2 flights of stairs

somebody make me a cup of fucking tea
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)

Wow, that's good effort. The kettle's on.

( Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)

i had a guy helping me but he's dead old so i did most of the work
*hulks*
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

been hijacking delivery lorries again?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

just the one
wanna buy a computer?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)