Depending on the use
Applewood smoked bacon is king when it comes to quiches
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:07, archived)

If I'm having a sandwich I want unsmoked,
for other things, sometimes smoked is the choice.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)

there's one word in that sentence that has ruined all the other words

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)

Yeah,
in the UK we have a queen. By saying "King" it implies he wants shitty foreign pigs.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)