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anyone got a waffles.fm or other OiNK-replacement invite that I can have?
*dons flameproof jacket*
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
FAAAAAAAAANJ

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
I don't know what either of those are.
I'm too nice to flame you, so I'm just going to ask for bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
what type of bacon?

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
Unsmoked please.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
*sends*
11p please
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
Pay by paypal?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
no
coz by the time they take their "fee" I will owe them 50p
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
I don't like paypal that much.
They're owned by ebay who take a 10% cut of your auction anyway, then they take their own fee.

BASTARDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)
I bet it will be streaky and unsmoked

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
*shakes own hand*
Good prediction Gummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
Streaky?
Only when going in pasta.

Smoked bacon is good, but the inferior bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
Depending on the use
Applewood smoked bacon is king when it comes to quiches
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:07, archived)
If I'm having a sandwich I want unsmoked,
for other things, sometimes smoked is the choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
there's one word in that sentence that has ruined all the other words

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
Yeah,
in the UK we have a queen. By saying "King" it implies he wants shitty foreign pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)
yes, but i buried it in an undisclosed location for safe keeping
i can make you a map if you want to go and dig it up
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
get to it at once!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
how quickly can you get to the isle of wight?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
I don't know what this means, so I'm going to talk about the lack of places looking for staff at the moment.
There aren't many. Not in this town.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
its in my other handbag

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
handbag?
you fucking girl
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)
I just found a cookie recipe
that suggested the oven be at 1900ºC.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
Maybe they are used to cooking in a pottery kiln?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
Lead Cookies OM NOM OWoowowowglubglub i got no jaw nyom

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
hmm.... that could cause problems
you may overcook things.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
I have an It-Leaked invite.
You're not having it though.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
dunno what that is
am a bit out of the loop on these things

i gave out a load of oink invites back in the day

i demand payback
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:07, archived)
Well you didn't give me one.
So I have nothing to pay back.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)
I have 13 invites for waffles.fm
You can't have any
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
What are these things?
I come to you to answer this as I love and respect you.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
I don't really know what waffles.fm is
I was hoping he'd get upset with me
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)
First result from Google:
"Waffles.fm is the torrent site equivalent of Halo 3. Overhyped, mediocre, and surrounded by a cloud of fanboys so thick you'd need a chainsaw to cut through"
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
OH MAN I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
I had potato waffles for tea last night ,if that helps

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
Yes, gaz me for details.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
Did you get a text from Zoe last night?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)
I just call her 'your mum'

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
Oh! that Zoe!
No, no texts from her.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)