I love a nice fanny, the more it looks like a horizontal chimp's mouth sucking some berries the better

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

I'm also strongly in favour of the well-presented vagina

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

Not too keen on the fannies that look like they are trying to escape their keeper...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)

oh lordy no
or the big vampire bat wing flappy floppy ones
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)

I like those muscular, prehensile ones that can strike prey up to three metres away.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)

Drizzled in balsamic with a sprig of parsley.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)