I don't even know where I LIVE!
I think they should just put loads of you in a room with a post office style window at one end. You have to queue properly and tut lots at people who don't queue properly. That's the test.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)

and demonstrate the ability
to use understatement and make a decent cup of tea
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

haha
yeah, a queueing test would be fantastic
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)