Although frankly, I'm in favour of any system of citizenship
that is based on trivia.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

But surely it should be based on true measures of Britishness
Like 'Who won Big Brother 4?' or 'Who does Ian Rush say that you won't even be good enough to play for if you don't drink lots of milk?'
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)