oh dear
the gannet's just posted a handful of magnets into the VCR... that's going to be bad isn't it?

(still trying to go for a shower, resists F5...)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:50, archived)

Arf!
Nono, just get a really big magnet, wiggle it about inside the VCR until it picks up all the magnets already in there.
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:51, archived)

but surely that will
push them... deeper.. inside?

edit: my sarcasm meter is running low on juice this morning - that was sarcasm wasn't it?

ahh sod this - I'm going shopping
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:53, archived)

Yes. Don't forget to buy an extra hat for me
if you see one

edit: Not a baseball cap, or I'll eat your head.
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:55, archived)

you could always
turn it back to front and
be down wiv da kidz ;)
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:00, archived)

I've seen them worn
by young (usually black) men perched gently on top of extremely tall hair, usually worn with trouser waistbands at knee-height

on the tube a couple of years ago I saw two of these and they had an additional accessory - baby dummies. one was wearing his as a ring, the other had his in his mouth and was desperately trying to give off the same air as James Dean chewing a matchstick. he was failing.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:03, archived)

pffft!
He the man!
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)

right
I'm definitely going for a shower this time
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:06, archived)

as ridiculous as that is,
it pains me even more to see young white men attempting to imitate them.
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:08, archived)

Whas'up, nigga?
;D
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)

ha ha ha
fo' shizzle ma nizzle!
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)

I suggest
this (the whole outfit)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:00, archived)

I don't think I've got the moobs
to carry it off

*looks down*

Well, perhaps I could..
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:03, archived)

hurrah for shopping
I'm still trying to get into the shower. need to get the girls ready to foist them off on both their grandmothers so I can have a day all by myself

*bliss*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:56, archived)

Dammit!
I've got no money until the 21st! No shopping for me :(
best stay here - it's cheaper
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:00, archived)

You could go window shopping
online, and just use a close friend or relative's credit card to buy the things you like. It's OK as long as you buy them a present too!
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:07, archived)

Simply push her face into a large fluffy pillow
Hijinks will cease to be a problem
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:53, archived)