and then the women should use the Low Top manouver to get served first.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)

and the short cute girl wiggling through the crowd manouevre to get to the bar in the first place.
if your eyes look them beseechingly enough in the elbow, they always let you through, FACT.
( sleepybinky, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)

Short people are creepy
I think they have some sort of mind control powers, how else would tall people know they are behind them :S
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

it's true!
us shorties have unexpected bar powers.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

I KNEW IT
You could make your own TV series, like if Heroes collided head-on with Cheers
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

"Oi no kids in the ba...oh sorry...erm, please, take my place...erm"

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)